I wore these cute as can be pink Adidas pants that I bought back in high school. I haven't worn them in approx. 2 years, but I didn't really think that would be a problem. It was. My pants are seriously about 2 sizes bigger than I am. I had to hold them up the entire 5k... (Btw, I hate that I can only run 5k now instead of 5 miles. Lame.) I'm not even exaggerating this wardrobe problem - if I didn't hold them up you could see my bum after like 5 jogging steps. Drivers and bikers alike kept looking at me with pity in their eyes... I didn't have a cramp in my side or anything, it was just my stupid, no good pink pants.
I might now donate these pants to the DI. They did not allow me to have an enjoyable run and I'm quite unhappy with them. Wardrobe malfunctions are the worst. Poor Janet Jackson, I can now empathize with her (on some level).

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