Our Neighborino is Pregorino

(Preface: CBF came up with the title of this blog post. I did not know what a neighborino was... He said it was from The Simpsons and that 7/10 people would know the word. Is that true?)

Today at church we ran into our awesome, wonderful, and favorite neighbors. Seriously, we love them (heavy on the sarcasm).

I guess we all go to the same church, which we didn't know.

Awkward.

Well, just our luck, the man from down below was handing something out as we were walking into one of our meetings. I took it, and automatically said, "thanks!" in my cheery, Sunday voice. I then made eye contact. Enter some not-so-nice-for-a-Sunday feelings.

Awkward again.

After the meeting began, I noticed the awesome neighbor woman was looking particularly round. I did a double-take. And then a triple just to be certain. She's pregnant.

Seeing as we can hear their obnoxious dog barking, I can only imagine the screaming child that will be gracing us with its presence in a few months.

Heaven help us.